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I've heard of theories where they say that too much masturbation can effect your daily life and your social life but i've never heard of masturbation causing a physical hindrance to other peoples lives. Until now, that is.

Imagine, your in the shower, and you notice a puddle beginning to form. Its forming because the drainage is clogged with hair. At first it doesn't bother you as there is only a small puddle, but soon you notice its rising, and its rising fast. It begins to gross you out as you just took a dump and washed your ass, (but thats not too bad, you think to yourself, its mine, so it can't be that bad) but you quicken your pace and begin to wash the soap away, (you just put soap on yourself to need to wash it off, tak kan you just wipe it off with a towel right) now the water is heel level. Now it really grosses you out. Than all of a sudden, you spot this whiteish substance floating on the surface. (Don't continue reading if your below 15 years of age) You take a closer look, you begin to wonder, out of curiosity you touch the substance, (you think to yourself, hmmm... sticky, could be glue) then you lift it higher to smell it, (you say to yourself, where have I smelt this before? This is definitely not glue) Suddenly it hits you! NOOOO! you've just touched sperm! worst of all ITS NOT YOURS!!

The End

I mean come on, if your using a public toilet/shared toilet DON'T have a hand party! Its not right, Its like polluting a sacred place! its the toilet man, you're most vunerable there! unless you bath with a swimsuit or something like that, but not everyone is an alien like you! We bath butt naked! so do your happy time somewhere else that is private and personal!

I was in NS (National Service) and I know what it's like living with other people, come to think of it, there were a few times the shower would get clogged up, Eewwh!

But is it even possible for sperm to harden and cause the clogging? I find it really absurd. If it was condoms, then maybe. Not sperm! If it could i pity women...

OH.. and speaking of masturbation...Although this is against animal rights but I thought that it was suitable for this post.

Animal Cruelty, The name of the offender is not mention due to his age and maturity

Too much masturbation is bad for your friends!

p.s: I maybe wrong about that